One day, the secretary of a big firm finds out her friends ex works in the building and disides to torment him, because she knew he was an empath, very sensitive to others thought and emotions. First, she accidently passed around a photo of him around the offices except to him and the photo simply said, "beware of ass grabber" and then went back to her office, and turned her camera onto his part of the offices a few levels down so she could observe him. Everytime she got angry and sad she disided to look at him and it made her feel strangely better, she felt like she'd passed something on to him and started to feel sadistic. I'm sure u'v heard this story somewhere or are having some deja vu by now. Then she found out he ordered a coffee, and she canceled it and got someone to tell him it was canceled but the secretary would bring him another. So just after he was told, she got her happy friend in the office to look at the guy and said something to make her feel happy...and all of a sudden her's friends ex didn't really mind not recieving his coffee...and then as the hours went by she had his coffee next to her with a $50 bill wrapped around it as she planned on delivering it next year. She personally went to him and asked how his day was goin.."Yeh, my day's not too bad, still waiting for my coffee, i recon i'd get a better one tho then the first, i got a good feeling about it" and he sat there waiting with an eager look. Then she made sure he had no documents to fill and got his more personaly secretary to tell him he needed to fill 20 documents by the end of the week or he's fired. The guy went all over the offices and couldn't find any documents to fill, and in the mean time they had a few fake ones planned around the office that made him feel like he was winning, like he'd found a document to fill, but still none. By now, he was so full of hope about his coffee and so determined to find the document that had words written on it and not covered in shit, that he was the calmest guy in the office. "Don't worry, said the document creator, u should see the documents coming here this week" ..."great, i'll be first in line" said the ex boyfriend. By now the ex girlfriend was having a great time eating a donut and watching the videos of her ex being mucked around and lied to by everybody in the office, she even gave them all a free coffee with their extra pampered documents she herself designed for them. The guy then waited and when the documents came he was first in line, and saw they looked like used toilet paper, but that was all their was, so he went and picked up the toilet paper, and proceeded to work. So, he couldn't fill his quota and the ex and the secretary by now had ranked up the boss' business by selling off the video's to all his enemies he'd made up to now in life. Then the secretary went home and as she drove in, she saw her driveway was made of shit and the button to open the door had stains on it, but managed to open the door and walk inside. The smell was putrid and then went into the fridge to get a snack and as she opened it there was a plate with a giant terd on it with a note, "sorry, from your personal house carer and assistant a few level's down, Jo, but that's all the office had for me to work with" and then she went into her bedroom and instead of sheets it was covered in used toilet rolls with shit on them, by now she needed fresh air...so she walked out on the balcony towards the overlook to the hill and slipped on some wet shit, fell of the balcony, rolled down the hill, smashed her head on every rock and by the time she was at the bottom and lying there the personal assistant and ex of her friend came and placed a camera next to her head while she was bleeding and gagging and choking and spittin and growling like an angry beast. "ooops, hang on a sec, i'll be back, i think they finally delivered my coffee.." and he walked off to get his coffee..
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