Here at Efrit Arakni we can promise u one thing...great ride, great views and great food, and for some ...great miles. We take u from where u hate to where u love, from where u didnt want to spend ur money to where u do. If u dont have a partner to sit next to u, we have a fill in on standby, for your dignity. We even give u a free parashoot, just incase. Our pilots are well trained, they can spot a grinch in a second, and throw him out and let u watch ur movie in peace. If your seat doesnt fall back enough, we can give u some free sleeping pills. There are private booths that can work wonders on ur mind, with smoke and sound that will tantilize ur senses and calm your nerves. Want to learn to fly, wait till u get ur licence or just grab the door handle when ur drunk thinking its the toilet. Our policy is simple, we take 10 people up and bring 10 people down, and if we loose one or two, we let them finish their toilet visit. Here at Efrit Arakni we value your testemony of just how nice the stewardess was to u in particular. Feedback is golden, like ur next ticket, should u keep choosing to fly with Efrit Arakni, where it can get a little hot, so we cool u down with great prices and free hotel stays.
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